I, like many people, have a number of items on my bucket list. While I guarantee it may take some time, I have full confidence I will cross all these items off my list at some point in time:
- Jam with my all-time favourite band Loverboy in a fan frenzied stadium filled concert. I can be the next Mike Reno, right down to the tight red leather outfits and sweatbands, hopping around like someone just lit my pubic hair on fire.
- Get drafted into the NHL. Despite being overlooked the past 25 years, and not being on skates in 3 years, I trust there is a scout out there who will recognize my Gretzky-like stickhandling talent and invite me to their team. And when they do, I will score a goal then ride my stick down the ice like Tiger Williams.
- Develop the first vehicle that can fly, so I can easily avoid all those idiot drivers who get in accidents in the worst possible places. Hey, if it works for the Jetsons….
- Jam with my all-time favourite band Loverboy in a fan frenzied stadium filled concert. I can be the next Mike Reno, right down to the tight red leather outfits and sweatbands, hopping around like someone just lit my pubic hair on fire.
- Get drafted into the NHL. Despite being overlooked the past 25 years, and not being on skates in 3 years, I trust there is a scout out there who will recognize my Gretzky-like stickhandling talent and invite me to their team. And when they do, I will score a goal then ride my stick down the ice like Tiger Williams.
- Touch a fake boob. Ivanka, call me!
- Visit Switzerland, climb the Alps and sing "The Hills are Alive" while dancing in my lederhosen. Bonus points if I can ski down afterwards, like James Bond, with crazed spies chasing me while firing rifles, poison laced arrows and other cool spy stuff
- Visit Switzerland, climb the Alps and sing "The Hills are Alive" while dancing in my lederhosen. Bonus points if I can ski down afterwards, like James Bond, with crazed spies chasing me while firing rifles, poison laced arrows and other cool spy stuff
- Develop the first vehicle that can fly, so I can easily avoid all those idiot drivers who get in accidents in the worst possible places. Hey, if it works for the Jetsons…. - Write a sitcom or drama a la Chuck Lorre, which I can sell to a major network, thereby allowing me to write my blog at the end of each show and get paid for it. I'm convinced the musical/police crime drama will work, or maybe a talking alien sitcom. So long as I can cast Ted McGinley or Jim J Bullock, it will be a hit.
- Drive a cab - honestly! I can smell bad and drive erratically like the best of them
I’ve been working on these for quite some time. If anyone out there can help me out, I’m open ears.
- Drive a cab - honestly! I can smell bad and drive erratically like the best of them
I’ve been working on these for quite some time. If anyone out there can help me out, I’m open ears.
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